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NEW YORK (Reuters) – They said it — notable quotes from the news:

“I did spend, you know, at least a decade taking my clothes off and being photographed, saying bad words on TV, and, you know, that sort of thing. … I don’t regret it, but it’s just … I mean everybody takes their clothes off now. And then what?”

== MADONNA, on the pop vixen image she has cultivated during her career.

This morning I noticed Violet (the husky mix with the pointy ears) was acting really strange. She was wimpering and hunched over, but trying to walk at the same time. I watched this rather closely with the hope of figuring out what was happening. Then I noticed the problem. Dangling out of Violet’s butt was a long black sock (thankfully it belonged to Lisa and not me). She tried to pinch it off, but the stretchy nylon wouldn’t let go. To make it worse, it was a very long sock – long enough that the end was dragging across the kitchen floor like a paint brush dipped in dog shit. What a great morning. I had to clean up my dog’s art project in the kitchen, and then “assist” with removing the sock in the backyard. It was an unbelievably disgusting ordeal.

I vaguely remember her swallowing that sock several days ago, but later forgot about it. That’ll teach me…