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November 3rd, 2011 | No Comments

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.’

Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.’

The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’

I was Robbed in Christmastime

December 16th, 2017 | No Comments

I for lack of a better word was robbed. here’s the story. I and my best friend went to go see star wars and we loved it. except for the end.  We went to the car in the parking lot and the window on my side was broken so I instantly felt guilty. my friend and I made it a tradition to get each other something for Christmas so we did. I looked back and I think I spent at least $30 on him. one of the gifts was a scarf. anyway, he got me equal value gifts (i paid for the movie) I left my phone and thought I had it. I rang it several times with Alex’s phone on a service called find my iPhone. This rings it for maybe 4 minutes. remember the phone was in my seat in a black case. we come back, everything is gone except my backpack and phone. the window was smashed and my seat was folded and pushed forward so he got to the trunk. the insurance company said they will pay for my window and most of the done damage.  Its hard to explain, but Alex saved my phone, bag, and insulin. My insulin is safe. we are unharmed, Merry Christmas, Deutschland Uber Alles.

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